Ensure that none of the following phrases/words appear on screens, code, comments, error messages, logs, release notes or in emails to any person you don't already sleep with.  Use common sense*.

worthless
promise
null  EXCEPTION: logging an error when null is found is fine.
crap
You have been warned.
NO! Bad user!
{swear words}
{Your Girlfriend's Name} EXCEPTION: unless she works on the project.
{anything to do with you in general}
{personal comments about other developers}
{words from Star Trek}
{words from any television show or movie}
sw33t or NE other 1337 5P34K
broken
bogus
useless
blah
probably
crazy

* Common sense is not so common.  Voltaire.

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